NOTE: the following story, which will be serialized on this blog, was originally written in 1985 as my senior project in creative writing at Hamilton College. 25 years later, it has been updated. New chapters will appear Monday, Wednesday and Saturday. Previous chapters are listed with hyperlinks below.
PROLOGUE
CHAPTER 1 – THE NEW MAN
CHAPTER 2 – ROOMMATES
CHAPTER 3 – UNWANTED RETURNS
CHAPTER 4 – OPENING DAY
CHAPTER 5 – RESULTS
CHAPTER 6 – CONFIDENCE
CHAPTER 7 – BUS RIDE
CHAPTER 8 – ARRIVAL IN BARK CREEK
CHAPTER 9 – BRAWL
CHAPTER 10 – BEDSIDE
CHAPTER 11 – DISCOVERY
CHAPTER 12 – RELEASE
My name is Francis Wilson.ย My family owns the Wilson Baked Goods company, as well as Wilson Field and the Iverhill Robins.ย Between us and Magedoma Lumber, weโre the entire industry in this town.
I was on the phone.
โYes, Mr. Norton, I know, but… Yes, we could agree to five hundred thousand or so… His arm? I’ve never seen one more accurate… He calls himself Monty Mauntmaurency… That’s M-A-U-N-T -โ
Three knocks on the frosted glass door. I had to end this call immediately.
โMr. Norton, Iโll call you back. Iโve got business. Good-bye.โ I hung up. No need for anybody else to know what Iโm doing. โCome in.โ
A very weary Genvieve McCarling opened the door. โMr. Wilson, Iโve got to speak with you about Mauntmaurency.โ
โSit down, Genvieve. Whatโs the problem?โ
โYou mean you donโt know? Nobody told you?โ
โAbout what?โ
She scratched her head to relieve an itch. โHavenโt you seen him play?โ
โYes. Heโs very good, isnโt he? I just got off the phone with-โ
โMr. Wilson, I want him off the team!โ
That hit me out of the blue. โWhat are you worried about? Heโs the best player weโve got. He hits home runs better than Eugene Raveler, heโs a scrapper on the field, and heโs on pace to break the IBA home run record โ and the few fans weโre getting into Wilson Field are coming here because of him. So whatโs the problem?โ
โMr. Wilson, I donโt think youโre the one that understands,โ she said. โMonty uses illegal plays โ plays that make absolutely no sense. Heโll come up with a fantastic defensive catch, and then heโll tell everyone the ball got past him โ and then he tags the baserunner out as heโs rounding the bases.โ
โGenvieve, thatโs just being a dedicated ballplayer.โ
โAnd heโs a bad influence on our players. I just bailed him and Olson out of jail last night. You didnโt hear about it because I got there before the Iverhill Sun and WIVR-AM did. Weโve got a doubleheader against New Providence tomorrow, and Olsonโs not even in game shape.โ
โThen if you want to fine Monty, then fine him.โ
โThatโs not what I meant! Iโve suspended him twice and itโs still not enough! The last three weeks, heโs been playing this 19th-century baseball style and itโs driving me crazy. I need him to play Iverhill baseball if he wants to stay with the Robins โ and if you donโt think Iโm right, then you can find another manager. Maybe this time find a man, โcause Iโm sick of this OTHER publicity stunt. If you hired me for this game, did you hire me because I know baseball or because Iโm another gimmick?โ
โListen, Genvieve, I wouldnโt have signed Monty if I didnโt think he was a good ballplayer. So heโs a bit of a hot dog. Pete Rose and Dizzy Dean were hot dogs, werenโt they?โ
McCarling wiped her brow. โSir, they werenโt complete idiots on the field. Or off. They knew how to play baseball. Either Mauntmaurencyโs faking this whole hundred-year-old ballplayer routine, or he escaped from the funny farm.โ
โAlright. Do what you like with him. Fine him, bench him. But he stays here on the Robins.โ
โCome on, at least we can trade him to someplace else, canโt we?โ
โWith his average? The way he bats? 1 think not. Weโre getting close to that home run record, and I want him hitting it for the Robins.โ
But at that time, McCarling walked out of my office โ and right into a slew of Iverhillโs sportswriters โ Rick Heidrich and Warren Brown โ both of whom were outside my office, waiting for her like lions trapping their prey.
โCoach McCarling, is it true that Mauntmaurency was signed to this team as a publicity stunt?โ
โCoach McCarling, is it true that Mauntmaurency was signed because of league politics?โ
โCoach McCarling, is it true that Mauntmaurency has a hallucinogenic drug addiction?โ
McCarling turned towards Brown, who instinctively covered his crotch with his tape recorder, and she snarled, โYOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THOSE MICROPHONES?โ
She closed the door, and I went back to dialing the number for Mr. Samuel Taylor Norton, who called me earlier today and asked about Mauntmaurency. He said he was interested in purchasing the player, and was willing to pay a very strong price, so long as I was able to bring Monty to Mr. Norton personally.
As I dialed the number, I thought about how much McCarling doesnโt know about the Robins. I canโt let Monty go now, no matter how much of an influence he could be to the team. His market value is soaring with every game he plays, with his home runs, with his fast arm. Major league scouts are looking at him. I know his market value isnโt going up very high with the suspension, so I have to wait until after heโs hit a few more homers before I can sell him.
Oh, it was so much easier when we won games, back in the mid-1960โs. Iverhill couldnโt be stopped. Then the manager retired in 1969 โ he claimed it was a health issue, but I heard it had something to do with finding out Gene Raveler was sleeping with either his wife or his daughter, and I had to get someone else. Nobody wanted the job. And thatโs when I signed Genvieve McCarling. She knew baseball, and she seemed eager enough to take the job.
But we started losing games. Lots of games. And money. Lots of money. McCarlingโs not a dummy; we do win games, but not as many as we could have won. And when fans stop coming, thatโs the death-knell for a team.
I dialed the fifth digit in the telephone number. How could I tell her that I sold Davis and Sharaf last year so that the team could play this year? If I could find somebody who hasnโt received one of Ravelerโs pea-brained โpress releasesโ written by that exotic dancer he brought with him to spring training, he could have been sold, also. Now, Iโm hoping Monty will get a good price so that we can at least finish out the season without totally going in the red.
I dialed the seventh digit, then hung up. I couldnโt bring myself to calling Mr. Norton back. It was too painful. What would my father say if he saw how I had bungled up this team? Not to mention the league itself, which still sent me bills clamoring for their guarantee bond for next year.
Monty had better do well in tomorrowโs doubleheader. For all our sakes.
My name is Genvieve McCarling. Iโm the manager of the Iverhill Robins, and Iโm trying to get through some paperwork before todayโs doubleheader.
My father always kept at me to clean my room, and if he saw my office during my daily paperwork, heโd probably be disappointed at the mess here. Statistics, newspapers, scouting reports, telegrams, whatnot โ itโs a wonder I can find my desk under here. Maybe my missing salary increase is buried under all this pulverized tree scrap.
This is just what I need to do. Bury myself in paperwork when Iโm angry. Itโs a hell of a lot better than tearing a doll apart, which is what I used to do. And with Wilson getting me riled, and that guy from the Sun still giving me headaches, Iโm surprised I donโt have a high blood pressure warning as it is.
Iโm not sure what happened this time, but I think I was reading the Iverhill Sunโs sports section, some talk about how the Iverhill Magedomas hockey team was signing a new lease agreement with the Iverhill Arena. But it wasnโt long, with all the anxiety, exhaustion, and all, before I started to nod off. And the funny thing about dreaming is that you never realize when youโre actually asleep, but instead you find yourself in the middle of a dream. You know youโve spent some time in it, but not very much.
Itโs sometimes like life.
I could swear I saw another office, this one could be mine, except that all the paper that would normally be strewn all over the desk was stacked in neat little bundles. Behind the desk sat a big pot belly of a man. I never saw this man before, but when he lit up a cigar, I thought it just might be a caricature of Old Frank Wilson. As the aroma of the cigar filled the room, I inhaled the smoke. It was sweet, not like the rolled newspaper Wilson smoked.
A rap-tap-tap on the door. โCome in,โ the man coughed.
The door opened. Monty Mauntmaurency walked in. โMonty!โ I shouted. โWhat are you doing here?โ
He didnโt hear me. His attention was focused elsewhere.
โYou wanted to see me, sir?โ
โYes. Sit down.โ
Monty sat in the ornate chair directly across from the man.
โIf itโs about last year, I can explain all those errors on the field โ my hand protectors were starting to wear out, and I hadnโt enough money
โNo. Thatโs not why I called you in.โ
At that point, I realized that Monty was talking to what appeared to be a team owner of some sort. A manager. A bound check register on his desk said โBaltimore Base Ball Club.โ Two words. Base Ball. Not as one word.
The man continued.ย โMonty, I understand that some of your teammates have signed contracts for the Player’s League.”
“Yes sir.โ
“Most notably, Tommy Tucker, Matthew Kilroy, and Bill Greenwood.”
“Yup. Bill and I were talking about that the other day.โ
“I know. Bill said he spoke to you before signing the contract.”
โHe might have.”ย Monty seemed evasive and nervous.
โMonty, do you know John Montgomery Ward?”
“Yes. He’s the head of the Brotherhood.”
“The Brotherhood.ย I know heโs been getting other players from other teams to join this new league of his?”
“Yes sir.ย Iโve heard that too.โ
The man’s face turned red with anger. โYou know about this, and you didnโt think it was important enough to tell me about it?โ
โNot much to say, sir.ย They made the decision.ย I didnโt.ย I just said to them that I wanted to stay with Baltimore, and if they wanted to sign with the Player’s League, that was all right for them.”
Then Monty started to turn pale. โSirโฆ are you suggesting that I said to Bill that he definitely sign with the League?”
“Monty, this letter from John Montgomery Ward tells me you’re the one responsible to him for signing Baltimore players to his league.โ
โHeโs lying, sir, I would never undermine our team like that.โ
โMontyโฆ didnโt you say you were a member of this Brotherhood?โ
โYes sir โฆ yes sir, I am.โ
“And you did say you discussed with Bill the matter of leaving my team for the Player’s League?”
“Yes, I talked to him, but not about jumping the team, sir.โ
“That’s all I need to know.”
With that, the man reached into his desk drawer.ย With the cigar smoke furling in his ashtray, he pulled out a sheet of paper and placed it in front of Montyโs side of the desk.
I looked at it closely. It was the trading form Monty handed to our team secretary back in April!ย The handwritings, the scrawled dates, they were all there, and in crisper form, undarkened by a century of time.
Monty looked at the form in disbelief. “What – what is this, sir?โ
The manager put the cigar in his mouth, the scorched end of the rolled leaf turning fiery red as he inhaled. “Tucker, Greenwood, and Kilroy were three of my best players. Now they’re in this Players’ League and I canโt get them back. Do you know how much revenue I’m going to lose this year? Those three players drew fans into our park.ย They put funds in our payroll. They won games.ย Where is that money coming from now, Monty? Why didn’t you this was going to happen? I would’ve raised their salaries โ I would have raised yours; too, for letting me know. Now, I have to sell the team. There’s a man in Brooklyn interested my team, and heโll pay outright.ย My team is moving out of this city, because I canโt keep my top men.
โThis form, Monty, is a trading form.ย I was going to rip this up if you told me you had no involvement with the Brotherhood or with my men leaving this team.ย But I was wrong.ย And Iโm sorry.ย So now youโre going to be sold.”
โSir, I can explain โ please, let me explain-โ
โWilliam McCarling in Albany expressed some interest in you, although I don’t know why. You’re not that great a hitter, your fielding is barely adequate, and if you stopped hitting the nightlife every night, you’d see the ball before it gets called the third strike.โ
Monty looked crestfallen.ย I could barely make out what was happening, as the cigar smoke in the room got thicker.
The man handed Monty the slip of paper. โI was lucky to get three thousand dollars for your contract.ย I could have made that amount of money with Tucker, Kilroy and Greenwood in a monthโs worth of gate receipts.ย And here.โ
He handed Monty a ticket.
โYour train leaves tomorrow at 9:00 a.m.ย The last time I ever want to see you โ is when you get on that train.โ
โSir, you canโt do this to me!ย I had nothing to do with those players leaving!ย Youโve got the wrong idea, sir!โย Montyโs face turned scarlet with each pleading word, until I thought he was having a heart attack.
โMontyโฆโย The man raised his hand for a handshake.ย โGood-bye.ย Do well for your new team.โ
His hands trembling, Monty picked up the paper and the ticket. “Sir – you’ve got me all mistaken. I wish you could see what you’re doing is wrong.”
“Good-bye, Monty.”
Monty started to head for the door. “All I really wanted was a chance, sir, that’s all I really wanted.”
“You’ll find your chance in New York.”
All of a sudden I hear a phone ring. It shook me out of my dream, alerting me to the phone on my cluttered desk. Lifting it from the receiver, I puffed out, “Coachโs office.”
“Genvieve, this is Mrs. McDaniel.ย I have more scouting reports here for you in the mail.”
“Okay, I’ll be down in a second,” I grumbled, dropping the receiver on the hook.
As I started for the door, I noticed something in my office mirror. Upon closer examination, I noticed the words ROBINS DOUBLEHEADER on my left cheek. I must have dozed off with my face on the table, and the Iverhill Sun newsprint stained my cheek!ย Damn it, I mumbled, among other curses less suited for my gender, as I searched for the ladies’ washroom; which I knew damn well was the men’s washroom with a revolving front sign that, depending on which way it was flipped, either said MEN or McCARLING.